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Post by ninjahade on Jun 26, 2011 16:16:37 GMT -5
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
IBM I Blame Microsoft
WWW World Wide Wait
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Post by ninjahade on Jun 26, 2011 16:21:11 GMT -5
Politically Correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
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Post by ninjahade on Jun 26, 2011 16:23:05 GMT -5
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
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Post by ninjahade on Jun 26, 2011 16:26:08 GMT -5
What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
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Post by ninjahade on Jun 26, 2011 16:29:49 GMT -5
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete: Any computer you own.
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
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Post by cyberdetective on Jun 26, 2011 16:36:19 GMT -5
PEBKAC.... problem exists between keyboard and chair
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Post by cyberdetective on Jun 26, 2011 16:39:07 GMT -5
so i was out this friday night and there was a dj. he was, of course, using a mac..in the middle of the set, his computer crashed. he says, and i quote, "what does that little rainbow pinwheel mean?" cut to an hour later of "house standard dance music," his mac still gone. I channel Milli Vanilli and begin to sing, "Blame it on a Mac"...and then The Killas come for a visit and i sing, "Well somebody told me... You had an apple, you wished was a PC like I had that Asus that rocked it so hard...
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Post by ninjahade on Jun 27, 2011 19:10:39 GMT -5
ID10T error
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Post by cyberdetective on Jul 3, 2011 0:53:57 GMT -5
here's a good one... I'm at work today and this lady comes in screaming at me... SCREAMING. so i'm ready for whatever, lol, she puts her laptop on the counter and says we sold her a P.O.S. i look at her and say ok, so what seems to be the problem...she says...it won't turn on. it was fine for an hour, went outside to walk the dog, came back in and it was black and "off". i said ok, did you see if any lights were still on? she goes berzerk. yells that of course lights were on, that's why it's broken. and then she yelled how dare we sell her a computer that was defective. i sigh and say, ok, let me take a look at it. i open the laptop and press the space bar. sure enough, nothing happens and the lights are on. i smile and press down the power button until the laptop clicks. the woman looks at me and says, i tried that, you need to return this piece of crap and get me one that works... i smile and press the power button again. 30 seconds later, viola!! laptop is on and working beautifully. (of course it is, it's an asus!!!) she looks at me with this intense stare and glare...i back up and ask her to please not slap me.. she finally cracks a smile and asked what i did, if it was magic. i said no ma'am, your computer was just in hibernate mode and sometimes, not all times, but sometimes they just need to be manually restarted. the end
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